Monday, July 04, 2005

postcard from j: a suitable boy

reasons why women find it hard to find the man of their dreams...

1. The nice men are ugly.

2. The handsome men are not nice.

3. The handsome and nice men are gay.

4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.

6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

7. The handsome men without money are after our money.

8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.

9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.

10. The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!

11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

now, who the hell understands men?

"Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with."

ps: got this hilarious forward from a male friend! thanx a ton, madhu!!! if only most men were like you ;)

11 Replies:

Ellipsis said...

you know my take on this ;)

Darth Midnightmare said...

Errr....I'm not scared of women who make the first move :-(. But I find the most irritating thing is that most women "assume" that I am not single :-(((((. Leaves me with my fave comment..."*Sigh*....women!"

And then they crib about the shortage of dateable men!!!! My take on this was in a post titled "Ode to the Nice Guys" :-). Oh, and in case there are some dateable women reading this, I HAVE MONEY, TIME, AM IN AN IIM AND (luckily) AM SINGLE!!! ;-)

Anonymous said...


hahaha... so which quality does that prove?

-Some Guy

Ellipsis said...

Leaves me with my fave comment..."*Sigh*....women!"

Gee, now why does that line sound horribly familiar? :p

Darth Midnightmare said...

Some Guy: No wonder you are just "some" guy...;-) Ever tried the "IIM = money to burn" (now and later :-) ) angle?

Ranj: Familiar? OF course it is women reduce all men to that :-). Wait till my next in the Mars series and I shall explain :-)

~j~ said...

whoa! been caught up with tons of work last few days! so, didn't come by here...

@ranj: yes, i know your take on this and you know mine ;)

@johnny boy: you're single??? and in an IIM! "sigh" so, why don't you make the first move and ...well, you know the rest! on second thought, maybe the IIM tag is a lil intimidating ...unless the women you meet are on the same campus as you! take a chill pill - you're still young!

@Some Guy: why be anonymous? let's see some of your qualities too...hehe...!

Srinath Rao said...

oye JC, yeh nyaay nahin anyaay hain :=)
I agree with the 1,2,5 though..
The nice men are ugly -- ha ha ha can vouch for it personally :=)

watch out for my upcoming blogs


Darth Midnightmare said...

*Sigh*....when they are on the same campus, the IIM thingy doesn't work....coz they're the same....and off-campus, they're infected with the "I'm not from IIM, SO???" virus that has been so effectively spread by DNA......

As for the young thingy....ummm.....those were the days *sigh*.....

Vidhi said...

came here from johnny's blog...was really impressed with the answer u gave to his post! and i abs loved this piece that u posted here...wud fwd it all my guy friends...! and wait to hear their comments! *me chuckles*

jive said...

hmmm...interesting! very interesting!

Anonymous said...

Dear Jhonny Boy ;-( I am an IIM, what does that prove?? Extra terrestrial!!
This sure is an interesting take.May be some one now has to make the first move after all...

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